Wednesday, June 14, 2006
GAA X-Factor -Search for the ULTIMATE FAN
An Smuigin has learned that the GAA & TG4 are about to sink to all new depths..with the first official GAA X-Factor Search for the FAN. The idea been that fans get 90second slots to convince the jury that they are the biggest/most committed GAA fans in the country. No please...wait..it gets worse..guess who is the GAA's Simon Cowell....none other than GER Loughnane!!! This is going to be compulsory viewing..Smuigin has tried to think of a couple of requirements all serious contenders must fulfil before been allowed on the TG4. Cause lets face it, we really only want to watch the lunny tunes!!...
All candidates must at present or in the past have;
Eatin hang sandwiches out of the boot of the car/tractor/trailer on the way to a game
Drank warm tea from and old paddy power whiskey bottle
Know every father and mother of each team member prior to the game, only then does the statement, "sure isnt he of good stock!" truly apply
Asked a dublin publican for TK Red Lemonade
Eatin Choc Ice icecreams without fear of reprisal on the way through Drumcondra
An Smuign dares you to add more!!!